wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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