so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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