There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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