I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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