everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize