I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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