I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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