real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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