love makes seman taste better
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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