I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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