Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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