her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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