is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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