I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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