They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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