ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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