looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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