I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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