im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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