I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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