I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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