Rock
Scissors
Fuck
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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