I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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