everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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