Buhtt sex?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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