and she was petting her beer can
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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