My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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