I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize