1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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