you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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