I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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