We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry my hands just texted you
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Randomize