9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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