Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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