i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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