she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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