Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
there is puke in my bra ... again
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