areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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