I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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Shame?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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