It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Sorry my hands just texted you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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this hospital has no fireball
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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