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i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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