ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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