she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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