I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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