i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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