That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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