Its about making memories worth repressing
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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