im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Pants 0. Shit 1.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
that is very illegal...i love you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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