Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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