Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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